Today I bring you another episode for the “Oh, honey…no” files. There’s not much I can say to prepare thine eyes for this hot mess so here we go:
My retinae are burning as I type. You could own this travesty of denim for a mere $196. That’s $196 for a pair of skinny, crop jeans (which, may I just say, are so tight they’re almost jeggings) that will make it look like you got in a fight with a jug of Clorox.
Shame on the designer. Shame on the Bloomie’s buyer. Shame on any woman that wears them. A pox on all your houses!