Hey Clorox? You win.

Today I bring you another episode for the “Oh, honey…no” files.  There’s not much I can say to prepare thine eyes for this hot mess so here we go:

Image courtesy of Bloomingdale's

Image courtesy of Bloomingdale's

My retinae are burning as I type.  You could own this travesty of denim for a mere $196.  That’s $196 for a pair of skinny, crop jeans (which, may  I just say, are so tight they’re almost jeggings) that will make it look like you got in a fight with a jug of Clorox.

Shame on the designer.  Shame on the Bloomie’s buyer.  Shame on any woman that wears them.  A pox on all your houses!

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