Unfortunately, I have another awful trend to report. Apparently, crochet is back. Ew.
I’ve just barely gotten over the embarrassment of the horrific crochet halter top I wore to every single outdoor concert in the summer of ’96 and now, I’m expected to live it all over again?? No thank you, I say. This is not a look I wish to revisit. It just screams “I watched the movies Reality Bites and Clueless and listened to Lisa Loeb every single day of my teenage life!” While I’m at it, why not throw on a flowery baby doll dress and some hiking boots? Or maybe you’d like an oversize flannel short to layer over that?
Once again – No, just…no.